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meme quoting 

The act of telling a joke, and pretending it is yours even though it is actually from a meme.
Dick: oh just tell the cops YOLO, I'm sure they'll understand
John: stop meme quoting, Dick, everyone's seen that one.
meme quoting by J-mo January 19, 2014
The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.
quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quotin’ Country Couple 

This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.
Betsy: Hey Bo?
Bo: Yes Hun?
Betsy: We are a Quotin’ Country Couple
1.The most epic technique of posting in a forum.
2.Conversing in a online forum, heavily quoting prior grade A posts, and ignoring any theme or continuity of the thread.
3.Quote-posting
charlietown: oh lol
charlietown:what is quosting?
suckaemcees:the most epic posting technique ever
The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by The-Mo:(Quote)Originally posted by suckaemcees: the most epic posting technique ever
charlietown:oh lol
bhwb:(Quote)Originally posted by
Quosting by suckaemcees December 9, 2008
"What your view of these tragic events?" "It's all very Quotigo."

"That pie was Quotigo!"

"Have you joined the Quotigo group on Facebook yet?"
Quotigo by Predator40k March 15, 2010

Tetek quotting 

When you bodoh and jealous, you quote retweet saying something really stupid to someone actually stating facts
Eren on twitter: damn, im so hot
Jamban’s qrt: no youre not you ugly mf

Armin: look, Jamban’s tetek quotting again.

Eren: haha let him be.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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