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Quotefest 

A quotefest is what happens when a conversation morphs from conversation to quotation. People start talking about something, and by the end of it, they're going back and forth with quotations. Common with Arrested Development quotes.
Last night, I was trying to tell a story, and the conversation turned into a quotefest only two sentences in.
Quotefest by D Goody December 3, 2009
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Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006

quotemeister 

A person who quotes themselves
My boss Duane Pietryga made up this quote and uses it in his email signature...
"When service is exceptional, equipment cost is irrelevant" - D. Pietryga.

He is a quotemeister.

Queefest 

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!
Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”
Queefest by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021

Quoteception

"When someone places a quotation inside another quotation"
For example "I thought it would be something like "Grab em by the pussy "But it's actually something meaningful"
I wish there was a word for all those times I used a quote inside a quote. " " " Well now there is "Quoteception"

Quotester 

(Quotes-ster). n. A person who creates and/or shares those irritating and assuming words-of-pseudo-wisdom (e.g., hipster quotes).
You know those irritating "inspirational" and "empowering" images you see on Facebook? Yup, the kind that has stupid phrase over a filtered picture". Blame the quotesters for that.
Quotester by Malinaw August 12, 2012

quefestering

Lodging a foreign object up ones Virgina for use at a later time and or date
Ashley was quefestering a bag of sun chips to eat late on the road trip
quefestering by Pussylicker January 16, 2016
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