Queefest 

The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!

Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”

Queefest by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021

queefster 

Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.

How did that female prisoner smuggle that contraband in? She must have queefstered it

queefster by tvgarbur July 9, 2011

Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...

The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!

Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefstain 

n. 1. remnants of poonsquirts
2. the average frequenter of urbandictionary.com. See also "poon"

1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.

Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003

queefeater 

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

queefeater by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queefenstein's Monster 

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

Queefenstein's Monster by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

queefstruate 

A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart

I was performing cunnilingus when she queefstruated all over my face.

queefstruate by Dan Otis January 3, 2008