Queefest
Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”
Queefest by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021
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queefster
Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
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Queefest • Queefestra • Queefstain • Queefster • queerest • Queefenstein's Monster • queeferton • Queefetti • queefist • queefsta
Queefestra
A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.
Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!
Queefestra by tmm05 February 11, 2006
Queefstain
1. Sally never washes the queefstains out of her panties.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
2. Queefstains were insulted by this definition.
Queefstain by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
queefeater
queefeater by Allison Parks February 2, 2008
Queefenstein's Monster
A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
Queefenstein's Monster by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009
queefstruate
A queef executed during a female's menstruation resulting in a wet, red, spraying expulsion of menstrual fluid; equivalent to a vagina shart
queefstruate by Dan Otis January 3, 2008
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