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quoafing 

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Over suggesting a possible to solution something which in many cases might not be accurate.
I hear people qualing about this new internet usage policy.
Qualing by Quevogusta June 29, 2018

quarading 

Alright mate, quarading is the maddest of towns Where all the sick cunts live. Quarading is also known for their over priced road house.
Where the frick is quarading?
quarading by Me dick stanks42069 November 16, 2020
A solo sexual act, practiced mainly by vegetarians and vegans. Consisting of imaging intamacy with a fictional partner while using frozen Quorn products to beat your gentiles till a climax is reached.
Me and Erica are going to watch each other quourning.
quorning by Compsci May 8, 2005

Quorving 

Turning over a curve while driving in a que
Quorving by Daarrr February 11, 2018
The act where a piece of meat is eaten and a smaller size animal of which was eaten is excreted therefore creating new life and making all meat vegan friendly meat
son,dont eat too much pork or the quorning could be painful
quorning by stbjb April 14, 2011