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When a question that could be answered within a few sentences is answered with a Pseudo-Intellectual wall of text
Lenny: Hey where can I find the broken sword in Dark Souls 3

Non Quora’d answer: Directly to the left after opening the door from beating Gundyr on a grave

Quora’d answer: *The same as above but about 300 words longer filled with unnecessary information*
Quora’d by RinceWeend August 11, 2022
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quorn dawg 

a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"
quorn dawg by anonymous_freak April 25, 2007

Quoraddict 

Someone who registered at #Quora and is since creating her/his/its account addicted to this Q&A-site asking everything though it can easily be found here, via #Google, #Wikipedia etcetera.
The Quoraddict asks way more questions than giving answers.
Quoraddict by P.Qwaz April 28, 2023

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.
Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.
dick quota by grakka May 30, 2016

daily boner quota 

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
daily boner quota by rogius April 11, 2011

dirty quori 

The one who likes to have sex in a gas station bathroom while allowing random people to shit on them
Omg I heard she did a dirty quori last week
dirty quori by anonymous September 10, 2021
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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