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quorn dawg 

a non-meaty treat which looks like meat smells like shit and tastes nothing like meat!
"excuse me... do u sell quorn dawgs here?"
"quorn dawgs?!"
"yes... quorn dawwwwgy dawwwwwwwwwwgss!"
quorn dawg by anonymous_freak April 25, 2007

Quoraddict 

Someone who registered at #Quora and is since creating her/his/its account addicted to this Q&A-site asking everything though it can easily be found here, via #Google, #Wikipedia etcetera.
The Quoraddict asks way more questions than giving answers.
Quoraddict by P.Qwaz April 28, 2023

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.
Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.
dick quota by grakka May 30, 2016

daily boner quota 

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
daily boner quota by rogius April 11, 2011

dirty quori 

The one who likes to have sex in a gas station bathroom while allowing random people to shit on them
Omg I heard she did a dirty quori last week
dirty quori by anonymous September 10, 2021
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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