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(kwo-ist) A person that resists change regardless of public opinion and/or scientific data. Quoists are often, but not exclusively people or groups in positions of power.
The quoist took the podium to make his case for not reforming non-violent drug related penalties in the criminal justice system.
Quoist by Louie 5th Street October 8, 2017
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Quoist, (vulgar) a derivative of Moist and Queef. A wet explosive sound that comes from the vagina.
When she is so excited she quoists.
quoist by yoopergirl77 May 30, 2016
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A very cute girl who is usually cheerful and full of life.
Quisty loves to DDR.
Quisty by Ultimatetransfan September 26, 2004
Hot, like a hot chick. Word is mainly indigenous to Newton, Ma.
"Mush, she's a quistia jivel" meaning "dude, she's a hot chick."

Cock quoits 

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
Cock quoits by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
Shove it in ya quoit mate.
QUOIT by Joey Zippz August 1, 2012
Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.
If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.
Quistis by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004
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