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Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Wow did you see Jay Quitler yesterday?
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011
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A person that is truly evil and likes to slaughter Jews and such, but is rather lazy and gives up on his true goals.
"Adam is such a Quitler, we were going to invade a jewish occupied country the other day and he just said 'Ah, fuck it I can't be bothered'"
Quitler by Liam of Radelaide August 29, 2006
A pathetic excuse for a professional American football player who plays in the position of quarterback. The etymology goes back to a particular individual who played for the Chicago Bears. On January 23rd, 2011 he let the entire City of Chicago down when he quit playing in the third quarter claiming his knee was too injured to continue despite walking without any limp, and moving about on the sidelines after the fact. A stroke.
Let's burn Quitler's jersey in the parking lot after the game, and I doubt Daley's goons would care.
Quitler by go home lovie January 24, 2011

quittler 

This is what happens when a shittler gets frustrated and quits
"Hey, Quittler, shut up and start vacuuming."
quittler by cee-tee October 22, 2008
To give up when the going gets tough like Hitler did.
“Billy really couldn’t take it he is just like Quitler”
Quitler by Ace race August 26, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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