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Jay Quitler

A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011
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A person that is truly evil and likes to slaughter Jews and such, but is rather lazy and gives up on his true goals.
"Adam is such a Quitler, we were going to invade a jewish occupied country the other day and he just said 'Ah, fuck it I can't be bothered'"
Quitler by Liam of Radelaide August 29, 2006
A pathetic excuse for a professional American football player who plays in the position of quarterback. The etymology goes back to a particular individual who played for the Chicago Bears. On January 23rd, 2011 he let the entire City of Chicago down when he quit playing in the third quarter claiming his knee was too injured to continue despite walking without any limp, and moving about on the sidelines after the fact. A stroke.
Let's burn Quitler's jersey in the parking lot after the game, and I doubt Daley's goons would care.
Quitler by go home lovie January 24, 2011

quittler 

This is what happens when a shittler gets frustrated and quits
"Hey, Quittler, shut up and start vacuuming."
quittler by cee-tee October 22, 2008
To give up when the going gets tough like Hitler did.
Billy really couldn’t take it he is just like Quitler”
Quitler by Ace race August 26, 2017

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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