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Jay Quitler
A loser quarterback who pussy's out in the NFC championship game forcing them to put in the 3rd string who is better.
Jay Quitler by WillieMac February 19, 2011
quintler
a child raised in complete solitude as an experiment. Quintlers are taught to speak in sheep language and/or morse code.
Bob: "Hey man, wanna go hang out?"
Quintler: "Prrrraah Breeh dot dot dot dotdot silence.... dot dot Togepriiiii dot dot"
Bob: "Oh, you must be a quintler"
Quintler: "Prrrraah Breeh dot dot dot dotdot silence.... dot dot Togepriiiii dot dot"
Bob: "Oh, you must be a quintler"
quintler by Precalc anonymous October 3, 2010
Quitler
A person that is truly evil and likes to slaughter Jews and such, but is rather lazy and gives up on his true goals.
"Adam is such a Quitler, we were going to invade a jewish occupied country the other day and he just said 'Ah, fuck it I can't be bothered'"
Quitler by Liam of Radelaide August 29, 2006
quartle
An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.
The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'
When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'
The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'
The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'
The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'
When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'
The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'
The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'
The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'
quistle
To quistle, placing a whistle inbetween the vaginal flaps. And "fanny farting" to create pressure in the whistle to create a musical note
quistle by Lulu goat ! January 10, 2014
quirkle
An awkward situation.
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