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The first defense against the dark arts teacher that we see in The Harry Potter series
also known as: Professor Quirrel.
Harry Potter quirrel
quirrel by TheQuirrelmortshipper April 13, 2014
dude: hey have you seen quirrel?
bro: yeah im in love
Quirrel by Hainzy August 30, 2023

Quirrel-style

Coined by the Hollow Knight youtuber mossbag, based on the demise of Quirrel from Hollow Knight.
Definition: To impale oneself through the torso, an effective method for a quick life sign-off.

Though nothing is better than life, please continue living and seek help.
Person A: You know that guy we saw at Kate's party?
Person B: Yeah, what happened?
Person A: He ended his life, Quirrel-style.
Person B: well... That's unfortunate.

Quirrelmort 

The Harry Potter ship name for Quirrel and Voldemort.
The term was, in part, inspired by their relationship in A Very Potter Musical.
When Quirrelmort rules the world they'll have flowers and snakes.

lovers quarrel 

When two lovers, sometimes of the same sex, get into a heated tiff over something petty, usually concluded with steamy intimacy as a result of such intense back and forth jabs.
Corey and Divyan ended their lovers quarrel with a long black. Coffee was then offered later.
Probably the most amazing argument you can have, if only because the name itself is so intense.
Last night I had an intense quarrel with my friend, she was crazy.
Quarrel by mahical January 26, 2009
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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