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The first defense against the dark arts teacher that we see in The Harry Potter series
also known as: Professor Quirrel.
Harry Potter quirrel
quirrel by TheQuirrelmortshipper April 13, 2014
dude: hey have you seen quirrel?
bro: yeah im in love
Quirrel by Hainzy August 30, 2023

Quirrel-style

Coined by the Hollow Knight youtuber mossbag, based on the demise of Quirrel from Hollow Knight.
Definition: To impale oneself through the torso, an effective method for a quick life sign-off.

Though nothing is better than life, please continue living and seek help.
Person A: You know that guy we saw at Kate's party?
Person B: Yeah, what happened?
Person A: He ended his life, Quirrel-style.
Person B: well... That's unfortunate.

Quirrelmort 

The Harry Potter ship name for Quirrel and Voldemort.
The term was, in part, inspired by their relationship in A Very Potter Musical.
When Quirrelmort rules the world they'll have flowers and snakes.

lovers quarrel 

When two lovers, sometimes of the same sex, get into a heated tiff over something petty, usually concluded with steamy intimacy as a result of such intense back and forth jabs.
Corey and Divyan ended their lovers quarrel with a long black. Coffee was then offered later.
Probably the most amazing argument you can have, if only because the name itself is so intense.
Last night I had an intense quarrel with my friend, she was crazy.
Quarrel by mahical January 26, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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