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Quettapenis 

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).
Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.
Quettapenis by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022
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one hitta quitta 

origin 1960's hippy term "one hitter quitter" in reference to amazingly potent marijuana. used now for many different drugs, however in specific reference to tha chronic, this shit has to be so bomb that even an experienced toker will hack and cough for a couple minutes and then not need another hit for at least 30 to 45 minutes...
damn yo.. i can smell it in the bag baby... that shits definately some one hitta quitta.. fa sho!!!
one hitta quitta by rico suave February 25, 2005

Quietpack 

Opposite Of Loudpack, Quietpack Being Regular Bottom of The Barrel Bud, Mexiweed, Tweed, Dirt
Go On Somewhere With That Quietpack, Get That Quietpack Out of My Face
Quietpack by wildbilldog July 24, 2010

Quettachad 

The ultimate and infinite man, with as close to infinite strength, alphaness, and manliness as can possibly be measured (as of 2022, the date of the addition of the quetta prefix to the metric system). The one chad of ALL chads. Having 10^21, or 1 sextillion times as much chadliness as the gigachad, the quettachad is the chad of the most possible chadliness of all chads in both existence and nonexistence.

See the metric system prefixes for a list of chadliness measurements.
Matthew is so hot. He's a gigachad. NO. A terachad. NO. a ronnachad. NO!! A quettachad!

one hitta quitta 

One drag of a drug (usually marijuana) that immediately induces intoxication because of its high potency.
That kibbles from Canada was a one hitta quitta.
one hitta quitta by Anonymous April 17, 2003

one hitta quitta 

When someone gets hit and they dont get bac up.
when u knock someone the fuck out,when someone gets the shit punched or slapped out of them.
Damn when i punched him i hurt my hand. You should have gave that nicca a one hitta quitta.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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