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quickpaws 

One who was an excellent boxer. This person excelled at what he did and had a tattoo of a former girlfriend on his back. He was the junior boxer of the year in 2006 and 2007. He was a badass and never played by the rules. He overcame addiction in 2008 and is incognito ever since he lost his final match.

Due to popular mistake, he had quickpaws labeled on his boxer shorts because many people spelled quickpaws as quickpause.
He just punched me in the face. He is a quickpaws.
quickpaws by bronumber1 November 6, 2011

quickwankworthy 

When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.

If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even quickwankworthy'.
Katie Price's sex tape is shit, it's not even quickwankworthy.
quickwankworthy by Ally May 2, 2006

quickhand typing

Typing something without using punctuation, so as to save time. Is used in texting and on faccebook and such. Also used to show dumbass oklahoma people how gay they are quickly.
haha look, im using quickhand typing to show this oklahoma girl how much of a dumbass she is
quickhand typing by oklahomahater November 16, 2010
To steal something expensive like a super car from a high profile figure like a mob boss or CEO
imma QuickTake the drug boss’s lambo
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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