Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.

Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.

Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.

Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.

Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.

Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).

* 3:30:08 minutes later *

Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.

Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.

Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!

quick shit by Peter_Lopr April 8, 2011

Related Words

quick shit • Quick with the shits • Quickshitz • QUICKSPIT • QuickShip • quickshot3 • 360 quickshot • Quick Shot • Quick hitter • Quick Shifting

quick shit

when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. this usually results in regret because 20 minutes later you have the urge to poop again.

guy 1: o man i have to shit again
guy 2: didnt you just poop?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick shit cause i had to get this meeting.

quick shit by fplounge July 25, 2009

quick shit

Sarcastic name for one who has just done or said something extremely stupid.

Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup

also see: quickness

quick shit by Ross March 28, 2004

Quick with the shits

When someone frequently uses the bathroom in a short amount of time because they have diarrhea

Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?

Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though

Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits

Quick with the shits by lompoc_high August 25, 2018

quickshit

The act of quickly pooping out a turd during the flush to disguise the fact you are pooping in public.

Even though she did a quickshit Terry could smell her poop.

quickshit by kambreezy01 March 11, 2013

QuickShip

When you have you have a full relationship and break up in 4 weeks.

"Just had a quickship with Will."

QuickShip by TexxxasChiK October 23, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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