An expression used by many people before exiting a pre- game, usually used by people who have not shit earlier that day.
by swagboy1738 August 21, 2016
Having to take a dump at super speed, often aiming to break the current record of 3:30:08, the timing of which starts the moment the door is locked and ends the moment the shitter walk out the door - smelling like shit.
Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.
Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Mostly used when you need to go somewhere, but can't hold your shit, in which case you might take a quick shit right then and there.
Often used in conjunction with the word 'dawg'.
Dawg 1 : Yo dawg, I can't wait. I need to take a "quick shit" right here, right now. Fitness made my bowels work overtime.
Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.
Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).
* 3:30:08 minutes later *
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.
Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.
Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
Dawg 2 : Dude, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish your brownie. It always takes ages.
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I said I'll make it a quick shit. What do you say? You can even time it and see if I can break the record.
Dawg 2 : Aight dawg, it's on! But make it quick (shit).
* 3:30:08 minutes later *
Dawg 1 : Dawg, I be stinking like crap.
Dawg 2 : At least you got a record of 3:30:08.
Dawg 1 : Aight dawg, let's roll!
by Peter_Lopr March 23, 2011
when you have to take a shit really badly but realize you do not have enough time to get it all out so you do as much of it as you can. this usually results in regret because 20 minutes later you have the urge to poop again.
guy 1: o man i have to shit again
guy 2: didnt you just poop?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick shit cause i had to get this meeting.
guy 2: didnt you just poop?
guy1: yea but it was just a quick shit cause i had to get this meeting.
by fplounge July 26, 2009
Kyle: (accidentaly knocks baby off bridge after balancing it on the railing)
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup
also see: quickness
Ross:way to go quick shit!
Kyle:shutup
also see: quickness
by Ross March 28, 2004
Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?
Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though
Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits
Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though
Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits
by lompoc_high August 25, 2018