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To shoplift clothing from a store by means of wearing the item of clothing, and walking out of the store; different from just stealing the clothing
"Yo i just fuckin stole this hat from Kohls."
"You must think your pretty badass, but check out these jeans that I quempied from Target!"
"Whoa! Fuck stealing shit! I wanna quempy something its way more badass!"
Quempy by Big Bacon Kass December 13, 2009
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Unhygienic in the genital area and/or the odour resulting thereof
I was gonna go down him but it was a bit quompy down there
Quompy by Melones June 16, 2015
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Quempy • Quampy • queepy • quemby • Quemmy • Quemp • Querpy • quimpy • Quompy • Que my music
A word with a negative connotation used to define a person you do not like.
That guy is a quemmy.
Quemmy by Kailuaboy808 September 23, 2009
a person who often has a flacid penis
bill was quimpy today
quimpy by dingleberryqq November 6, 2013
That movie was QUEEPY!!!!!!!!!!!
queepy by VenezuelanMango January 28, 2008
Can only be used on Christmas Day
“I quemped the bed this morning.”
Quemp by Quemp master December 25, 2018
1.He's very cute and he's not someone to play with.
2.He has a fine ass girlfriend
3.He has that long dick

4.Good at smashing

A Quemby is very nice and doesn't really care about what people think.A Quemby is real tuff and doesn't like to disappoint people.Very stubborn and will do anything for the people he cares about.
Quemby will not not fail you .
quemby by Sexy ass April 11, 2018
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