quelve 

A ghetto pronounciation for the number 12 twelve.

I bought quelve scrimp across the screet.

quelve by Elby Montero July 22, 2007

Quelve

To mentally rehearse a conversation with someone who will never hear it, the act itself and the state it produces.

I spent the whole night quelving an argument with someone I have not spoken to in two years.
Quelve/Quelving

Quelve by Androbeet August 30, 2026

Quelve

To mentally rehearse a conversation with someone who will never hear it. The act itself and the state it produces. It names an internal mechanism rather than a broad mood.

Coined by Androbeet. Full definition: androbeet.github.io

Spent the whole night quelving an argument with someone i haven’t spoken to in two years. Quelving doesn’t resolve anything. it keeps the wound conversational. The quelve never gets the response you needed. that is the entire point of it. That is quelve.

Quelve by Androbeet August 30, 2026

queave 

That funny farting sound that happens when humping away on your girlfriend. Every stroke causes a fart and it sounds funny as the frequency of strokes increases. When the girl is extremely wet it will make wet sounding queaves.

Man, why does Bob have to keep bringing those girls home from the bar? I hear queave sounds again.

queave by master of the factory January 8, 2009

Qwelve 

When you need to explain why you are buying cigarettes, 4 packs of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, a condom, and a children's picture book in a single word.

Store Clerk: Sir, you're purchasing quite the unusual combo. Wanna explain why?
Jonathan: Qwelve.
Store Clerk: I gotcha, that'll be 22.99.

Qwelve by Oyrsted March 24, 2020

quelle surprise 

from french: what a surprise

"looks like we're going to exams next week"
"quelle surprise"

quelle surprise by aigh January 1, 2009

Queever 

A hardened piece of stool that gets caught in subject's sphincter and needs manually removed.

Murphy's got a queever!

Queever by deeznumbnuts August 11, 2019