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All Queer’d Up

A term of whimsical fun among young boys and men insinuating that their friend has turned into a pillow-muncher, a homosexual, a faggot.
“You see that pink shirt Tommy was wearing today? Looks like he went and got all queer’d up.”

“Dude, I saw you looking at my ass when I bent over. Don’t be getting all queer’d up on me now!”
All Queer’d Up by ThickDickNick November 8, 2018

Queef Docking 

Queef Docking is an act in which two girls shoves a pvc pipe in there vagina, 1 girl shoves one end of the pipe in there snatch and the other girl shoves the other end into there snatch.
That Queef Docking that other night was so relaxing i loved the breeze of your queef it was so warm and it sounded like a fucking flute.

Queer Diaper 

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.
Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper
Queer Diaper by harry niblets April 10, 2009

queer dear 

a nicer sounding way of saying fag hag
She's always going out to gay strip clubs with Willy and John, she's their queer dear.
queer dear by pendragoness July 30, 2009

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th
Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

Queer Duck 

A show about a gay duck and his friends.
Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!
Queer Duck by GEM July 26, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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