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Getting obliterated or blottoed on alcohol and/or drugs. Often indicated by the body and mind going into a catatonic state.
Listen bruh, I am facksed up!! That crack and lean really hammered me hard. I think I may have pissed my pants.
by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018
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The hands of a horny, and usually overly aggressive male being placed inappropriately on a female.
Diane: “That motherfucker at the party put his man paws all over my breasts like he was some sort of deranged animal.”
Jack: “Well you do have nice tits, Sugarboobs. Makes a man want to get all frisky.”
by ThickDickNick May 9, 2019
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A married man who enjoys having sex with multiple female partners, usually much younger than he is.
-Was that Tom's young daughter with him at the basketball game?
-That girl (laughs)?? No, that's Tom's lil' ho. She's 23 years younger than him. You know that motherfucker is safado as hell!
by ThickDickNick May 9, 2019
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Get over your sweet little self -- often used as the shorter acronym (Goysls). Used to indicate someone who has let their ego get the better of them. Often used to describe a person who is overly confident or cocky, but without plausible reasons.
Jeanine: "You like this unicorn tattoo I got on my back?”
Eddie: "Oh sheeeeet, that ugly assed thing?? You better goysls motherfucker. Hide that pathetic shit. It’s fucking embarrassing.”
by ThickDickNick May 9, 2019
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Acronym for Bareback Cum in Mouth. A raunchy service that dirtier whores, such as meth and crack heads, provide for money used to buy more drugs.
John (rolling down his car window)): You do BBCIM, bitch...?
Chanel: I sure do, Daddy! You give me another $20 and I’ll put that shit down the hatch too.
by ThickDickNick May 10, 2019
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Breasts, boobs or tits. Often used by men sitting around drinking beers and speaking about female anatomy.
Brohan #1: "Yo, you all check out Samantha at that party last night?"
Brohan #2: "Oh, hellz yeah, Dawg! That ho's teeters were practically exploding out of that skinny top."
Brohan #3: "I wouldn't mind pulling that top down and cupping those teeters in my man paws."
by ThickDickNick March 19, 2016
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To strike a woman down in a manner that gets her attention. Often a blow or several blows to the face. Violent in nature, but usually administered by someone who loves the recipient.
You know I love my ho. Sometimes I just gotta bring home that red right hand on her, and have her suck my dick plenty good. That ho needs to know who Master be. I don’t play around with that slut.
by ThickDickNick October 6, 2018
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