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Queef muffin 

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
Queef muffin by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin 

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother
Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin
Queef Muffin by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Queif muffin 

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.
Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"
Queif muffin by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'
matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses
queer muffin by anon November 13, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.
Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

quief muffin 

a yummy and tasty treat made down there.
Brent: Mmm... quief muffin!!
Meagan: WHat did you just call me!?
Anna: OH BOB SAGET!
quief muffin by Whaley_girl January 3, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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