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Queef Master 

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat
Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.
Queef Master by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010
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Queef master 

Wet pussy fart
You’re the best queef master I know
Queef master by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019

Master Queef  

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

Master Queef 

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.
stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.
Master Queef by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

master queef 

it is the main character in the game "Halo".
master queef shot the alien.
master queef by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Queff Master 

A Queff Master. A person who understands queffs on a level that is barely human, can queff on command or make people queff on command. 8 in 500,000 are queff masters. They can also create things with Queff power, Queff power is harvested from raw organic Queffs. The fist ever Queff master was god as he sent a queff to Mary and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man what did you do?

Person 2: i made her queff in command, I'm totally a queff master
Queff Master by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022

Quef master 

Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man I made her quef on command, I'm a total quef master
Quef master by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
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