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Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man I made her quef on command, I'm a total quef master
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
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A Queff Master. A person who understands queffs on a level that is barely human, can queff on command or make people queff on command. 8 in 500,000 are queff masters. They can also create things with Queff power, Queff power is harvested from raw organic Queffs. The fist ever Queff master was god as he sent a queff to Mary and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man what did you do?

Person 2: i made her queff in command, I'm totally a queff master
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
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