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(n) A small raging hormone located in the spleen of males from the ages of 13-18, causes the person to uncontrollable scream "OMG I WANT HAM!!! HOLY SHIT!" for hours upon hours a day.
"The boy tried to pay attention in class, but his quazle made this impossible."
Quazle by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003
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To verbally assault and then apologize quickly.
Britney you look fat like really fat, just kidding we love you <3. Britney has been quatled.
Quatle by NanaGang December 18, 2017
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quailem  

A person that is unexplainable, who is in thier own mind different to others.
That person over there is such a quailem
quailem by Danny~Ray January 2, 2009
The gunk build-up in the corners of one's mouth or the smeared residue over the lips of one who chews gum or uses snus.
This moist bag has left a ton of quazzle 'round me chops!
quazzle by Zebra2374 April 4, 2019
Dried spit that forms on the corner of one's mouth. It is white in colour and can be wiped, rolled and flicked. Normally occurs after not keeping hydrated, speaking for long periods of time, bad breath or an overflow of saliva.

It is known to be in the notorious list of 'conversation killers' - something that stops people talking to you eg. eye boogers or food stuck in one's teeth.
'Damn, Mr Rock. You got bare quazzel. Take a breath mint, blud.'
Quazzel by CowboyMisterEg March 8, 2021

quizlet it 

The act of finding your homework and test questions on the website Quizlet. It is a very efficient use of your time.
"What's the answer?"
"I don't know. I'm about to quizlet it."

Also:
"Quizlet says...."
"I'm quizleting it."
quizlet it by C777euro August 3, 2016
A Quaxler is a person who speaks utter nonsense.
Person 1: "WHO DISCOVERED THE NEUTRON?????? THE BRITISH DID, SUCK MY DICK HAHAHAHA LL"
Person 2: "Quaxler."

Person 1: "Sitting down on the toilet without shitting is something you need to unlock in your brain fr"
Person 2: "Quaxler."

Person 1: "Ive seen a UFO in my city, like at least one hundred people stopped and looked at it. It even came in the local newspaper. It was somewhat oval green shape and it got smaller until it disappeared."
Person 2: "Quaxler."
Quaxler by izzVersels February 12, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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