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Quarantindi

A cocktail made and consumed during quarantine over Zoom , typically on the birthday of someone named Indi/India

Ingredients:

1) Liquid with the highest alcohol content you can find in the cupboard with the exception of anti bac and bleach

2) An acceptable mixer such as tuna brine or baked bean juice

Method:
Shake and stir
I can’t figure out if it was the Quarantindis that got me so twatted or the fact I started drinking at breakfast.
by schmuffin April 21, 2020
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quarantinelockdown

Quarantinelockdown is when your state or country places and executive order to force people to stay home.
Every state and country has been placing an executive order for a quarantinelockdown, to prevent the Coronavirus from getting worse!

If people don’t stop having block parties and cookouts during this pandemic, the quarantinelockdown will get worse and the government may send in the army!
by Mr.OVERWIT April 3, 2020
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Quarantine Grooming

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"
by Unzipped Intentions May 11, 2020
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quarantitties

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020
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Quarantinesgiving

It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.
John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?

Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.

John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.

Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!
by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020
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Quarantine and Chill

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...
Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x
by GreenBee14 March 13, 2020
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Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone
Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!
by nbaerick March 22, 2020
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