Quarantinitis

Having an inflammatory response to an otherwise negligible issue due to being quarantined too long.

"my wife and I argued over letting the dog outside because we both have quarantinitis"

by doggomama March 30, 2020

quarantinnitis

A musical ear and mind disease - when listening to live streaming song covers from your favorite musicians over and over during a quarantine/pandemic, the way they perform/cover the song replaces the sound of the original song in your mind and/or is stuck in your head.

I have requested that dueling pianist to cover Tina Turner's Private Dancer so many times that I have forgotten how Tina sounds like, I just can't get it out of my head, I think I have a case of quarantinnitis!

by MmmmYah September 19, 2020

quarantinnitis

A musical ear and mind disease - when listening to live streaming song covers from your favorite musicians over and over during a quarantine/pandemic, the way they perform/cover the song replaces the sound of the original song in your mind and/or is stuck in your head.

I have requested that dueling pianist to cover Tina Turner's Private Dancer so many times that I have forgotten how Tina sounds like, I just can't get it out of my head, I think I have a case of quarantinnitis!

by MmmmYah September 19, 2020

Quarantinitunity

Noun. The opportunity to meet virtually for a quarantini.

When’s your next quarantinitunity? I can do Thursday evening.

by Original Robbo April 5, 2021

Quarantinicide

Death by quarantine, either intentional or by mistake.

November 2022 Urumqi apartment fire — at least 10 Uyghur people died (some reports say more), blamed on lockdown barriers (sealed doors/gates) blocking escape and firefighters. This instance of quarantinicide by The Chinese government sparked nationwide protests against zero-COVID.

by Mikołaj February 6, 2026