Quarantiddies 

noun

Quarantiddies are an accumulation of thiccness around the breasticles, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

Quarantiddies either expand on an individual's preexisting boobyloobs or emerge from an otherwise humpless chest. This applies to both males and females.

"I sure miss football practice, it's been concelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me some Quarantiddies!

"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone and hold my quarantiddies to comfort myself."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had lovely lady lumps already but Quarantiddies too? Damn."

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a pair of Quarantiddies so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."

Quarantiddies by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020

quarantitties 

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.

Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

quarantitties by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020

Quarantitties 

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.

Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.

Quarantitties by JT Fett March 29, 2020

Quarantitties 

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties

"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"

Quarantitties by PinkChibiMemes May 18, 2020

Quarantitties 

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.

Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties

Quarantitties by Morgasm from gpt April 21, 2020

quarantitties 

When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs

John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!

quarantitties by koalakid3377 April 15, 2020

Quarantitties 

/kwawr-uhn-tit-ees/ noun

1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.

Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.

Quarantitties by GI Jones January 5, 2021