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Kendall Qualls 

A delusional man with antiquated beliefs that men should be masculine by wearing business suits for all occasions and use phrases such as "The ball and chain" when referring to their wives.
Dude grow some Kendall Qualls and stop being a little soyboy and buy a mans truck, and wear mans clothes. The libs want you to drive a Mazda Prius and eat Kale to support George Soros Clinton Foundation.
Kendall Qualls by SteveyBoii78 July 28, 2020
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a nigga who rap and fucks fat bitches that say yurrpo
quallyray fucks two fat bitchs that yurpp
quallyray by quallyray September 4, 2019

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018
Quallyray is a rapper Or actually is good looking and funny most rappers don’t wanna see what they do for the game but Quallyray is different from Paramount ca who is about to change the world of music 🎶 watch out for the beast Quallyray only die in ur dreams Trust me buster
Quallyray is the best rapper ever in my life
Quallyray by quallyray February 19, 2021

non sum qualis eram 

Latin, means "I am not what I once was" signifying the speaker has changed in some way.
I have grown as a person, non sum qualis eram
non sum qualis eram by AmericanViking September 27, 2013
An abbreviation for the word Quality. In the context of status. Quals is an adjective, used when the item being described surpasses the quality of everything else, by far, leaving only one word left - Quals.

Only to be used by the super-cool and often used more frequently when drunk and rowdy.
"This Spaghetti is quals."

-"Did you hear Andy got sucky sucky last night?"
-"No, really? Quals"

-"How was she, Andy?"
-"Quals."
Quals by Stann0rz March 5, 2008
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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