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Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid
Wanked Off For a Quid
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quid pro cuomo 

An example of corruption which is both severe and unabashedly public. An abuse of power that the abuser does not bother to attempt to cover up.
You mean Margaret just gave her sister the day off in the middle of the weekend rush? Typical quid pro cuomo!
quid pro cuomo by David T. Miller August 10, 2015
its slang for 50 British pounds, and or making a reasonable bet
"50 quid i make it"
"ha sure 50 quid u wot mate"
"i swear on mi mum"
50 quid by 701CodeHero October 19, 2017
Quider is a top notch company. They sell everything you will need from pencils to games to consoles.

Famous for the phrase 'Don't let the quid fly away!'
Have you been to quider ?
Quider by TheBusinesses October 7, 2020

Tonsil quidditch 

A synonym for "tonsil hockey" or "making out," but for nerds (used proudly by Harry Potter fans especially).
Guy 1: Dude, did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2 (with scar on his forehead): Yea man, we played tonsil quidditch all night!

Billy The Quid

Annoying homeless chap given the asbo from Chatham highstreet. So called because he never fails to ask passers by for a quid. Now makes Rochester his homestead.
Billy The Quid : "Got a paaaaand mate?"

Member of the public : "No"
Billy The Quid by HooHaAlPacino March 29, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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