The male equivalent to the queef, a quidge is a fart noise produced by the penis. A rare occurance, the sound produced is noticible in extremely quiet conditions, often a dry release of air resembling dust or gravel.
Man, I let out a rippling quidge last night when I was with Shirley, it was so embarrassing!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!