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Q-tipping 

When a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and ejaculate after recieving oral sex, he withdrawals his penis from his significant counterpart's mouth and tilt's their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man's penis will secrete semen towards, and follows up with ejaculating in her counterpart's ear. Next, the man pulls out a Q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other's face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, "Clean your ears, bitch," and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.
"Yo, I was Q-tipping mad bytches last night"
"That bytch was wildn' last night after I Q-tipped her"
Q-tipping by A-sizZ rollin deep November 1, 2006
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quipping 

Quipping is the method many video game developers use to avoid the workload involved with voice acting; it is the use of short phrases or sounds (grunts, laughter, etc.) in the place of fully voiced lines of dialogue.
The quipping in Fire Emblem seems kinda lazy, but I guess it saves time and money during production.
quipping by Onnikus October 10, 2018

Q-tipping 

The act of sticking an individual's penis into the ear of another.
Michael and I are saving ourselves for marriage, so we consummate our love by Q-tipping.
Q-tipping by Cirias Z. June 6, 2011

Q-tipping 

When almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. Q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another's ear cavity.
I was Q-tipping that bitch so hard last night this morning she can't hear no more.

q-tipping 

When snow/rain soaks the bottom of your pants and starts rising up your leg soaking in the water.
I wear shorts in the winter because my pants are always q-tipping.
q-tipping by Bealzy November 7, 2017

Q-tipping 

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!
"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"
Q-tipping by Tex Nate October 17, 2007
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