Pycha

One who loves dogs that bark all day long.

One who loves talking more than dogs that bark all day long.
One that loves telling pointless stories more than talking.
One that love being a worthless pile more than telling pointless stories.

"NO but i forgot to tell you about apollo 18 it is a true story and aliens will soon take over the earth. - Pycha"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb retard. - Someone else"

by big scot March 21, 2012

pacha

an evil woman, a witch

Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"

by the yeaher April 21, 2023

Belligerent Pythagoreans

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 1, 2023

Steve Pachal

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.

I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.

by #stevepachal June 7, 2016

pycate

An acronym for Put Your Car At The End, an action which is extremely useful when transportation will be required after an activity is completed some many miles from where it started. Pycating must involve 2 vehicles (one to leave at the endpoint and then a second to drive to the starting point) and requires a small amount of prior planning on the part of the pycators. Examples almost certainly involving pycation include canoeing, hiking, water rafting, backpacking, kayaking, etc.

In order to facilitate getting home after the day-long canoe trip, it is necessary to pycate before we begin.

by River Pirate March 17, 2004

Pythagorean Theorem

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

Pachamama

The mother goddess in the indigenous belief systems of the Andes mountains. Her name literally means "Mother World" and she is associated with the earth and fertility. She has survived the Spanish conquest and she is still revered by communities in the Andes.

Pachamama has the power to cause earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, but she is generally benevolent to her people.

by Lorelili July 30, 2012