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One who loves dogs that bark all day long.

One who loves talking more than dogs that bark all day long.
One that loves telling pointless stories more than talking.
One that love being a worthless pile more than telling pointless stories.
"NO but i forgot to tell you about apollo 18 it is a true story and aliens will soon take over the earth. - Pycha"

"Shut the fuck up you dumb retard. - Someone else"
Pycha by big scot March 21, 2012
Me: "Hey Joe, your Mom sure is a pacha"
Joe: "Did it?"
pacha by the yeaher April 21, 2023
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Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?
Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

Steve Pachal 

The act of using your own fecal matter as lube to masterbate in a public restroom.
I had to steve pachal before leaving the restaurant.
Steve Pachal by #stevepachal June 7, 2016
An acronym for Put Your Car At The End, an action which is extremely useful when transportation will be required after an activity is completed some many miles from where it started. Pycating must involve 2 vehicles (one to leave at the endpoint and then a second to drive to the starting point) and requires a small amount of prior planning on the part of the pycators. Examples almost certainly involving pycation include canoeing, hiking, water rafting, backpacking, kayaking, etc.
In order to facilitate getting home after the day-long canoe trip, it is necessary to pycate before we begin.
pycate by River Pirate March 17, 2004

Pythagorean Theorem 

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.
Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

Pachamama 

The mother goddess in the indigenous belief systems of the Andes mountains. Her name literally means "Mother World" and she is associated with the earth and fertility. She has survived the Spanish conquest and she is still revered by communities in the Andes.
Pachamama has the power to cause earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, but she is generally benevolent to her people.
Pachamama by Lorelili July 30, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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