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Pwntificate 

Verb. To state an opinion which pwns other opinions.
His post totally pwntificated the thread.
Pwntificate by OnyxRaven December 9, 2003
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Pwntificate 

To express one's opinions in a pwning sort of way.
Blackguard pwntifacted with OnyxRaven, bringing the argument to a swift and pwn-filled conclusion.
Pwntificate by Ryan Shwayder December 9, 2003

Pontificator 

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.
Pontificator by D06AT December 1, 2010

pwntificate 

Noun. A certificate of pwn, currently possessed officially by anyuzer, for pwning Onyxraven and Blackguard and their definitions.
On your resume when you're applying for a job at the local gas station because that is all your miserable future holds for you: "I've got a pwntificate, and am thus the best man for the job"
pwntificate by anyuzer January 24, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026