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Pussy-proof 

Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.

Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.

Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
Pussy-proof by doosh laroosh May 20, 2010

The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.
Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”

Pussy Poof 

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina
Pussy Poof by Mandrax December 28, 2019

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.
poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.
poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010