Pussy burp
When your sitting down & you fart. Your fart moves to the front & your pussy sucks it in. You move a few seconds later & it comes back out as a queef. That then becomes a pussy burp.
Pussy burp by Sac makers September 19, 2016
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Pussy Burp
When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.
So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -
Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -
Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!
Pussy Burp by Trace the Master March 4, 2009
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PussyBumped
V. When one has been replaced/removed from a previously scheduled/planned event/status in favor of some better "pussy".
"Naw, she's aight, but dis hoe right chea' she's tight. My other broad is bout to get pussybumped."
"You better keep it tight Gurl,all dese hoes out hea'. You don't wanna get pussybumped."
"Man, my girl threw my ass to the curb. I straight got pussybumped (no homo)."
"You better keep it tight Gurl,all dese hoes out hea'. You don't wanna get pussybumped."
"Man, my girl threw my ass to the curb. I straight got pussybumped (no homo)."
PussyBumped by MissSlimPickens August 21, 2009
pussyburger
That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots
pussyburger by gary February 23, 2004
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