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Pussy Tour 

Another name for Band Camp or a trip with an Orchestra.

Although members of the group are travelling to perform in front of audiences, behind the scenes there is much womanising and one night stands, this continues at every destination on the schedule.

The members of the group then return home as heroes with many stories to tell their sexually deprived peers.
Band Camp kid1- Hey man lets get some chicks when we stop over at Wellington, i hear the clubs are awesome there. Its gonna be the mean PUSSY TOUR.

Band Camp kid2- Yeah man! Keen for that and lets also do it at Hamilton!

Band Camp kid3- I cant wait to get back home and tell all my friends how awesome it was having so many hotties, they're going to think im so cool and not a band nerd.
Pussy Tour by b00stinz July 14, 2009
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tour pussy

A person - usually a female - who has sex with a touring (usually male) band member without being in a relationship with him. Can also refer to the act of having sex with said band slut.
She supposedly had sex with M. Shadows and then got butthurt because she was just tour pussy to him.

Pussyturds

When a girl whips her self and the the wetness of her pussy makes the tissue stick turning it into pussyturds
Girl Wud? Nun trying to get my pussyturds out my pussy
Pussyturds by DøñTrîîpy September 24, 2015

Pussyturd 

A small gross child, usually a toddler
Pussyturd by Lifeguardondooty69 August 17, 2023
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