PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.

"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

by ntdny October 15, 2018

pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks

Zack has a pussy tongue.

by Pussy tongue November 28, 2017

Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022