Pussy Hoarding 

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

Pussy Hoarding by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

pussyboarding 

coincidental to drowning , the torturous effects of waterboarding are at the very least agitated a bit when you find yourself, (more accurately) your face, buried in a woman's vagine and cannot breath. Caused when a woman sits on a mans face. The suffocation causes almost instant confusion and panic. The terror stricken victim stuck and with no way to let the woman know often result to body thrashing and absorbing of vagine liquid.

Pussyboarding

This post had the expressed written consent of terminal lance B.Greer of Texas.

pussyboarding by aaron6969 November 9, 2010

pussyboarding 

The process of converting a homosexual to a hetero-sexual through enhanced interrogation.

As heard on The Adam Carolla Show - 7/2/12 (38:08 min into show)

"I have a way of turning him around, it's called pussyboarding. Its an enhanced interrogation technique, it's not torture."

pussyboarding by UppityDave July 10, 2012

Pussyboarding 

When you are eating your female partner out and in the process of her approaching orgasm she starts to release her bladder, squirting in and around your mouth.

True patriots finish the job and don’t succumb to a woman’s pussyboarding as the clitoral tongue interrogation intensifies and the waves of squirt bombard the fortunate (but also unfortunate) fellow between her legs.

Pussyboarding by Rilla J May 24, 2024