Pussy burp

When your sitting down & you fart. Your fart moves to the front & your pussy sucks it in. You move a few seconds later & it comes back out as a queef. That then becomes a pussy burp.

That chair is really comfy, but when I say down it I pussy burped.

by Sac makers September 19, 2016

Pussy Burp

When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.

So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.

Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -

Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!

by Trace the Master March 4, 2009

Burping the Pussy

When you're fucking doggy style, pull-out-quick combo, and slap her ass so that she queefs.

I was doing Shela from behind and was Burping the Pussy everytime I pulled out.

by Gumby_ December 24, 2020

PussyBumped

V. When one has been replaced/removed from a previously scheduled/planned event/status in favor of some better "pussy".

"Naw, she's aight, but dis hoe right chea' she's tight. My other broad is bout to get pussybumped."

"You better keep it tight Gurl,all dese hoes out hea'. You don't wanna get pussybumped."

"Man, my girl threw my ass to the curb. I straight got pussybumped (no homo)."

by MissSlimPickens August 21, 2009

pussyburger

a vegan burger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots

by gary February 23, 2004