Pusswaffle

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.

Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle

Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011

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Pussywaffle

a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.

musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!

producer: pussywaffle.

musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*

Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010

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pussywaffle cupcakes

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

pussywaffle cupcakes by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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