Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.

Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle

Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011

Pussywaffle 

a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.

musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!

producer: pussywaffle.

musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*

Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010

pussywaffle cupcakes 

The scariest man you will ever meet.

Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

pussywaffle cupcakes by Aredisnxu7xjksk November 8, 2017