pusstachio 

To put ones finger up ones vagina and wipe it across another's upper lip or mouth.

Dude, Annabel fell asleep and just got pusstachio'd. I'm not ok with this...

pusstachio by greenjester March 29, 2010

Pusstachio  

When you're so deep your nuts are in her pussy.

That bitches vagina was so big I could give her a pusstachio and she wouldn't even know it.

Pusstachio by ballsintitties January 6, 2009

Pusstachio 

A mustache shaved in your pubes.

Ill get the pusstachio please

Pusstachio by Ssrrhh123 August 26, 2017

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

pastachios 

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Pisstachio 

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."

Pisstachio by sharrypops October 7, 2009