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When you expect something to be a fun experience but it turns out to be a total disaster that causes you to cry.

Pusson is built by two word. Pussy resembles something positive and onion resembles something negative
1: My dad did not give me a Lamborghini for my birthday. I felt pusson

Titanic: When Jack met Rose and then the ship sunk.
Pusson by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019
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Pusson is the state when you are expecting something really good to happen but it turns out to be a negative experience that causes you to cry. Pusson is a shorter word for Pussy with onion where the pussy is a symbol for happiness and the onion is a symbol for tears.
Example: My dad did not give me the car I wanted for my birthday ! It just ended up as pusson instead.

Example: When I went down on her I felt the pubes stroke my skin and I started to pusson
Pusson by Wigu2209 April 5, 2019
When you believe something will be great but turns out to be a negative experience that causes you to cry. Pusson is a shorter word for pussy with onion where the pussy is something positive and the onion is something negative that causes you to cry.
When the titanic sunk, jack felt Pusson because he will never see rose again
Pusson by Wigu2209 April 9, 2019

bogus pisson 

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".
How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!
bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011
an absoloute faggot
Girl 1: see that chic over there
Girl 2: um ye...
Girl 1: yea shes such a Pussnip
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Pussenger by Duck Herb December 23, 2013
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