pussons

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used by men who like to work out; pussons are subatomic particles that attempt to bind with every atom in the body. the only way to prevent the spread of pussons is by working out intensely. failure to stop the pussons will result in total pussification of even the most manly man.

dude1- man i have gotten so much weaker since the last time i worked out!

dude2- when was the last time?

dude1- about three weeks ago.

dude2- oh man you let your pusson count get to high, you must destroy the pussons by destroying yourself in the gym.

pussons by vesper21 January 9, 2010

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pussois

pussy with a french accent

Stephen is such a pussois, he cries all the time.

pussois by Jack Wad December 8, 2007

Related Words

pussons • Pussonality • pussois • pussenschleber • pussoni • Pussonification • Pussonkey • Pussonoscopy • pussosaliese triangle • Pussoysauce

Pusson

When you expect something to be a fun experience but it turns out to be a total disaster that causes you to cry.

Pusson is built by two word. Pussy resembles something positive and onion resembles something negative

1: My dad did not give me a Lamborghini for my birthday. I felt pusson

Titanic: When Jack met Rose and then the ship sunk.

Pusson by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Pussonification

the attribution of vagina-like characteristics to something nonhuman, or the representation of an abstract quality in human form.

"Man that hotdog smells like fish,"
"Ew! That muffin looks like a vagina."

Pussonification

Pussonification by NoodlesOfRamen November 15, 2014

Pussoysauce

Pussoysauce.

Her pussoysauce smelled nastay.

Pussoysauce by Bad bitch #44 August 28, 2017

pussenschleber

1) Its a time in every German boy's life, when he has to decide whether to take his parents money and become an engineer, or a chocolatier.

2) A cowardly or timid person

"Hey pussenschleber, get in, we're going to get our degrees in civil engineering"

pussenschleber by theOuef November 22, 2019

Pussonoscopy

Like a colonoscopy but for your pussy.

Got a pussonoscopy appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow.

Pussonoscopy by Jessi luv September 12, 2019

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026