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used by men who like to work out; pussons are subatomic particles that attempt to bind with every atom in the body. the only way to prevent the spread of pussons is by working out intensely. failure to stop the pussons will result in total pussification of even the most manly man.

dude1- man i have gotten so much weaker since the last time i worked out!

dude2- when was the last time?

dude1- about three weeks ago.

dude2- oh man you let your pusson count get to high, you must destroy the pussons by destroying yourself in the gym.

pussons by vesper21 January 9, 2010

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pussois

pussy with a french accent

Stephen is such a pussois, he cries all the time.

pussois by Jack Wad December 8, 2007

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Pusson

When you expect something to be a fun experience but it turns out to be a total disaster that causes you to cry.

Pusson is built by two word. Pussy resembles something positive and onion resembles something negative

1: My dad did not give me a Lamborghini for my birthday. I felt pusson

Titanic: When Jack met Rose and then the ship sunk.

Pusson by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

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Pussonification

the attribution of vagina-like characteristics to something nonhuman, or the representation of an abstract quality in human form.

"Man that hotdog smells like fish,"
"Ew! That muffin looks like a vagina."

Pussonification

Pussonification by NoodlesOfRamen November 15, 2014

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Pussoysauce

Pussoysauce.

Her pussoysauce smelled nastay.

Pussoysauce by Bad bitch #44 August 28, 2017

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pussenschleber

1) Its a time in every German boy's life, when he has to decide whether to take his parents money and become an engineer, or a chocolatier.

2) A cowardly or timid person

"Hey pussenschleber, get in, we're going to get our degrees in civil engineering"

pussenschleber by theOuef November 22, 2019

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Pussonoscopy

Like a colonoscopy but for your pussy.

Got a pussonoscopy appointment with my gynecologist tomorrow.

Pussonoscopy by Jessi luv September 12, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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