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1.) (Noun) A philosophical ideal and school of thought based around the qualities of weakness, kindness, and self loathing.

2.) (Adjective) Having a propensity to act out of ideals of weakness, excessive kindness, or self loathing in mind or deed.

3.) (Noun) A person of or having the qualities of shyness, weakness, or nerdyness to an excessive degree which interferes with that person's ability to function normally within society.

4.) (Verb) Placing excessive concern with others feelings, wellness, or values while subordinating your own.

5.) (Noun) A person who is a pussy
1.) "I did not want to give a toast at my brother's wedding because I was nervous, and the stipulations of pussism states that I do not have to make a big deal out of myself"

2.) "Instead of going to the job interview, I decided to stay home and play video games. I'm not good enough for that job. I don't like people judging me."

3.) "My girlfriend slept with my brother, but I didn't want to call her a 'whore' because that might hurt her feelings. It's probably my fault she slept with him because I'm not worthy of a girl like that.

4.) Opposite of: Manly, Awesome, Hardcore, Hardass, Assertive and The Shit.
Pussism by Professor Jerry Krieg August 23, 2011
Words you can keep
The belief that the Vagina should be respected and appreciated, as well as the female body in general.
"I refuse to use and lose a girl, that goes against the principles of Pussism."
Pussism by Timmy November 24, 2002

Pussimi Nigiri 

The sexual act of putting a small ball of rice on a woman’s vagina and eating it off. Soy sauce can be optional.
ā€œHey are you hungry?ā€

ā€œNo thanks. I had a pussimi nigiri a little while ago.ā€
Pussimi Nigiri by VladamirSoldag January 30, 2022

pussimist 

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl
John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.
She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.
Pussysmoking by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

Pussyism 

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.
Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.
Pussyism by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pussistent 

A person who is very persistent in persuing the pussy.
Although The Weeknd has a girl, he is still extremely pussistent with the ladies while at the clurb.
pussistent by WinaciƩr January 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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