pulsism 

A form of bigotry towards the non-living, based on the notion that the living are superior to the dead in every way. Pulsists are disgusted by death and treat people who actively seek death with utmost disrespect, making them social outcasts.

Pulsists are commonly against the death penalty, suicide, euthanasia and abortion.

The persecuted minority also includes the undead, and undead sympathizers.

In a blatant display of pulsism, a recent law made it illegal to euthanize anyone if they are able to communicate, even if all they communicate is their will to die.

pulsism by Maurog February 4, 2010

Pussism 

1.) (Noun) A philosophical ideal and school of thought based around the qualities of weakness, kindness, and self loathing.

2.) (Adjective) Having a propensity to act out of ideals of weakness, excessive kindness, or self loathing in mind or deed.

3.) (Noun) A person of or having the qualities of shyness, weakness, or nerdyness to an excessive degree which interferes with that person's ability to function normally within society.

4.) (Verb) Placing excessive concern with others feelings, wellness, or values while subordinating your own.

5.) (Noun) A person who is a pussy

1.) "I did not want to give a toast at my brother's wedding because I was nervous, and the stipulations of pussism states that I do not have to make a big deal out of myself"

2.) "Instead of going to the job interview, I decided to stay home and play video games. I'm not good enough for that job. I don't like people judging me."

3.) "My girlfriend slept with my brother, but I didn't want to call her a 'whore' because that might hurt her feelings. It's probably my fault she slept with him because I'm not worthy of a girl like that.

4.) Opposite of: Manly, Awesome, Hardcore, Hardass, Assertive and The Shit.

Pussism by Professor Jerry Krieg August 23, 2011

Pussism 

The belief that the Vagina should be respected and appreciated, as well as the female body in general.

"I refuse to use and lose a girl, that goes against the principles of Pussism."

Pussism by Timmy November 24, 2002