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Pussimann 

1. the one who can satisfy all women, can be used as a compliment or referral to said sex god
2. n, sex god
3. Gandhis Pride
4. the man who represents everlasting satisfaction

commonly associated with the number five, or the number of the (sexy) beast

slang, from old hindi referring to 'ssima', to satisfy all, and 'puzzi' and 'PU__MANN', to be naked,
"I wish i was the PUSSIMANN"

"Oh, hes such a Pusiimann"

"That n00b, he acts like he actually comes close to being a pussimann, yet his sweat glands wont produce close to 1 ml rather than the litres of "Pussi-getting Juice"

Fo gandhis pride!

That HO Fo Sho (the bride of the pussimann)

That guy plays BROTRR like Pussimann plays his biatches!!
Pussimann by Shakme September 24, 2007
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Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023
A guy that gets all the girls
Yo look at John, he with a new girl everyday. John is a pussman
Pussman by Islandboy340 March 6, 2018

pussyman 

A man who behaves like a pussy. Weak and spineless, worships women and feels unworthy for them, the typical femdominated slave, has no sense of own dignity. The typical westerner. Would never beat a hoe even in self-defence. Thinks those who dare to do it are fr sure monsters and should be executed right away. A no-man. The absolute opposite to a macho. A shitmonger.
Ya such a pussyman! Why did ya let that shitty whore sit on your face!
pussyman by Paper man November 3, 2014

pussymagnet 

A pussymagnet is not an object, its more then that. It is a guy (or girl if she is gay) that attracts beautiful young woman and sleeps with them at the end. He can do this with just being around, like a kind of aura.
Tieske: Why does this always happen to me, Twan steals my woman again...
Rick: Don't worry about it to much man, he stole my chick as well, i don't know how he does it.
Rob: Well he is a pussymagnet man, he gets all the ladies without even trying. I wish I had a green tongue to.
pussymagnet by Dr. FAUST February 29, 2008
1. a man who is afraid of everything
2. a man who is afraid of black people
3. a man who picks fixing dishwashers over fast food
Mike:hey Justin, wanna go to a party and meet some girls!?
Justin: No, i Can't i gotta fux my dishwasher
MIke: you are a fucking pussman
pussman by michael yacono January 29, 2007

Pussyman 

A man who is a pussy, but also a man.
Bro, that John guy over there is such a Pussyman
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