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Pussimi Nigiri 

The sexual act of putting a small ball of rice on a woman’s vagina and eating it off. Soy sauce can be optional.
“Hey are you hungry?”

No thanks. I had a pussimi nigiri a little while ago.”
Pussimi Nigiri by VladamirSoldag January 30, 2022
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When you work in the oilfields, pussmas is the day you get to go home an bang your Ole lady.

Any day after a long hitch away that you get to fuck your woman.
Merry Pussmas brother!
Thanks man, I can't wait to get home and play with the box the kids came in
Pussmas by Killer clown May 30, 2019

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Pussitawhippo 

A situation in which the lady wears the pants and the dude gets the Dirty Sanchez.
- Since Hernandez has been going out with this new girl, he never comes to the poker games no more, what a pussitawhippo!

- And what up with the ''Quick mustache'' on his lip?
Pussitawhippo by Cart + meuv August 28, 2009

pussimist 

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl
John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

Pussikalja 

Buying a grocery bag (preferably plastic) full of beer and enjoying it with friends or the local pigeon lady in a park or any other outdoorsy location.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how desperate are you? How about a pussikalja?
Pussikalja by ptsydck June 12, 2018