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Pussydissis 

A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"

When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"
Coleen: Steven! Make me a sammich!

Steven: "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!" proceeded by going to the kitchen at 2am to make mamma a sammich.

Steve Pussydissis

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Pussydissis by Unclepac September 22, 2012

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.
Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.
Pussymistic by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

mad pussyish 

to act like a total faggot, a huge pussy; a sissy or wimp
Ben: I'm not stealing that niggers foodstamps!

Me: Whatever! That's mad pussyish.
mad pussyish by MassivePussy November 16, 2011

Pussyism 

A disease that makes you a wimp or "pussy" that results in people making fun of you.
Bill won't show up to the fight because he has pussyism.
Pussyism by AndrewJoseph January 14, 2010

pussyesque 

The definition of someone acting like a pussy twat .
My brothers acting like a right pussy twat , so pussyesque of him.

A pussyesque act !.
pussyesque by glic January 1, 2013

pussywise 

A weak ass motherfucker who feeds off the fear of children, probably to make up for the fact IT itself will never have children due to the lack of other non-bianary demons up in derry.
The clown used eddie to lure richie in, we outta call this trick ass bitch pussywise.
pussywise by rdjclussy September 26, 2017
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