A purplehead is someone who has dyed their hair purple. Streaks, highlights, tips, etc. do not count, only if the base color is purple. Once a purplehead, always a purplehead. While niggers are known for liking KFC, purpleheads are known for eating the souls of innocent children. Quite possibly the most hated race, worse than black people and jews combined. If you see a purplehead, kill it on sight.

"Look! Is that a purplehead?!"-Person1

"Yeah! I think it is! Let's get that fucker and eat his fucking heart!"-Any normal person that isn't a purplehead.

"OH NOES!"-purplehead.

Purplehead by Fuckmotherfuckingpurpleheads April 19, 2010

purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

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purpleberry

colin's dumb word he made up

*dead silent*
...purpleberry

hey you guys!
...purpleberry

purpleberry by ipoopboosh January 19, 2012

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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