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Purplehead

A purplehead is someone who has dyed their hair purple. Streaks, highlights, tips, etc. do not count, only if the base color is purple. Once a purplehead, always a purplehead. While niggers are known for liking KFC, purpleheads are known for eating the souls of innocent children. Quite possibly the most hated race, worse than black people and jews combined. If you see a purplehead, kill it on sight.
"Look! Is that a purplehead?!"-Person1

"Yeah! I think it is! Let's get that fucker and eat his fucking heart!"-Any normal person that isn't a purplehead.

"OH NOES!"-purplehead.

Pucklehead 

A verb describe someone being splodgy in attitude. Not deliberately awkward or negative or even optimistic, just splodgy and uncertain.
"Look Pucklehead, make your mind up"
Pucklehead by Ollyisland January 12, 2013

Purplebeard 

A guy with a purple-dyed beard.
He's a purplebeard.
Purplebeard by Lovedpeace December 3, 2018

purple head 

the purple head is the tip of the penis, more noticeable if you have been circumcised
john: dude my purple head is puffy today
joe: is it purple?
john: yeah
purple head by gooeyduck69 June 5, 2020

Purple Head 

purple head: the bell shaped extrusion at the out-ward facing end of a penis. at the summit of un-mutated purple heads lies a hole (usually called an 'eye') that continues through the penis and into the body. a white fluid is ejaculated out of the eye of a purple head.
those kids put itching powder in my calvins and now i've got an itchy purple head

Purple Head 

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.
"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy
Purple Head by Cool Swag November 22, 2013

purplexed 

i was purplexed by the words in the textbook.
purplexed by 007ruthify June 26, 2007