Purple-Helmet Warrior 

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

Purple-Helmet Warrior by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by Steve December 6, 2004

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by darryl February 5, 2003

purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

purple helmet warrior by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Purple Helmet Warriors 

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

Purple Helmet Warriors by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009