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Red Pain & Purple Pain

I am writing this as a Turkish dude-I mean girl.. and I REALLY wanted this concept. At least today? I don't know maybe yesterday or 2 days ago. So, thanks for reading this concept of mine if you're going to! Anyways..

T H E P R O B L E M

You know, or maybe don't, Turkish differs the two types of pain; the pain when you hit your head and the pain when you uhhmmm.. I don't know, elemental power red?

NOW T H A T ' S THE EXACT PROBLEM! We don't have a way to describe the type of pain unless you speak Advanced Super Omega British English! Like I mean.. Actually. Sorry if I'm talking like I'm in Shark Tank or I act like the Language Simp guy.

T H E S O L U T I O N

Well like in Turkish, I made a pain differer separated by color-terms! (idk what u call it)

Here's the thing.

PURPLE Pain: The pain when you hit your head.
Why did I name it that way? I mean, you guess. You know why!

RED Pain: The pain when you... Uhm.. Yeah wait let me search up what it feels like in Google-
*...*
Ohh I get it, it's called uhmm... I mean described as sharp or burning. Well you're not burning obviously!
Why did I name it that way? Because when that type of pain happens, the pain-y spot is usually red.

Here's what it would be like in a situation:
Patient: "D-DOCTOR-SAN!!! I h-have a red pain on my arm!!!"
(The doctor understands it's a... red pain I guess-)

____

Patient: "Hey Ms. BlahBlah, I have a purple pain on my elbow I hit it really hard.."
(The doctor understands it's the pain when you hit your head.)

Yeah uhmm, that's it! I think this is a good way to seperate it as in Red Pain & Purple Pain. Thank you for reading and God bless you!! If you're atheist I'm sorry.

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) 

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.
Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.
"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"
Brazilian purple paint job by AIFF December 2, 2011

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.
some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.
purple paint job by shasha34 February 1, 2010

paint it purple 

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning
If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!
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