Purple Pain 

The soul wrenching regret over the loss of Prince. Coming and going in waves. You appreciate his art and you will have more severe Purple Pain if you failed to see him live.

That poor lady saw me ugly cry because of this Purple Pain.

Purple Pain actually makes me want to creat art though so maybe Prince was a wave and waves don't die...

Purple Pain by Ryan Kanabec May 28, 2016

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) 

Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.

Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.

Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) by Dr. Canseco de Bash October 2, 2011

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

Brazilian purple paint job by AIFF December 2, 2011

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

purple paint job by shasha34 February 1, 2010

paint it purple 

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning

If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!

paint it purple by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022